PaPa Paladin: OG Idle RPG

Once a legendary idle RPG hero… now just your average middle-aged guy, Bob!
After 12 years of mastering the art of idling, he can't stay on the couch forever.
Time to conquer another world! Let's gooo!

🎁 Bob's Epic Comeback Rewards
Think a legend would return empty-handed?
Get 10,000 Summon Tickets and 12,345 Diamonds! (For real!)

⚔️ Action RPG with a Side of Dad Jokes
Blast incoming monsters with the cheesiest dad jokes imaginable!
"Why did the skeleton lose the fight? He didn't have the guts!" Terrible puns and painfully cheesy finishing moves!

2️⃣ Two Screens, Double the Fun!
Fighting up top, fighting down below… this old guy sure is busy!
Double-screen battles that are twice as fun to watch!

🍗 A Chicken Drumstick as a Weapon?!
Fly swatter or chicken drumstick, if it beats monsters, it's legendary!
Left hand, right hand—just keep swinging!

👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 No Friends? I've Got a Whole Crew!
Gone are the days of fighting the Demon King alone!
Here comes Bob's trusty crew! That's middle-aged networking for you!

🏰 Another World, Another Load of Crazy Stuff! LOL
Work part-time jobs, mine minerals, explore the world map, and defeat bosses!
It's an idle RPG, but there's never a dull moment!

The legend of legends, the idle RPG veteran returns!
Even in idle RPGs, experience pays off!

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※ WARNING: His helmet used to be impossible to remove… Not anymore.
※ This game works best when you're watching it.