Megachurch Tycoon: Idle Pastor

Tap. Tithe. Ascend. Become the most outrageously blessed televangelist in the universe in Megachurch Tycoon — an idle tycoon satire where a tiny storefront chapel becomes a multiversal cathedral (and eventually… Heaven itself).

Build a prosperity-gospel empire from a folding chair to a throne room beyond time. Hire managers, upgrade 17 ministries, unlock 13 venues, ascend 10 Sainthoods, prestige through endless Eons, and — eventually — apotheosize into divinity. Every idle tap counts.

★ THE CORE LOOP
• Tap the pulpit to gather tithes, even when you're AFK
• Auto-collect with managers, promote them to Tier-3 for compounding bonuses
• 17 ministries — from Prayer Circle to the Space Ministry and beyond
• 13 venues — Rented Storefront → Megachurch Campus → Orbital Cathedral → Heaven
• Passive idle earnings keep running while the app is closed

★ ENDLESS PRESTIGE — 10 PRESTIGES, THEN GOD
• Revive to earn Anointing points and unlock a 50-node Anointing Tree
• Ascend through 10 Sainthood tiers — each one a full prestige, each harder than the last
• Max Sainthood + Venue 12 → APOTHEOSIZE and ascend to Heaven permanently
• Endless Eons loop — each Eon cycle adds a permanent ×2 income stack, forever
• Idle game prestige meta with no ceiling. Designed to be genuinely unfinishable.

★ COVENANTS — EXCLUSIVE PATH CHOICES
• Pick one of 5 mutually-exclusive Covenants on every prestige
• Charisma / Stewardship / Broadcast / Glory / Miracles — each locks 4 branches & unlocks 1
• Exclusive outfits, ministries, and venue backdrops per path
• Walk all 5 for the true completionist run

★ WEEKLY META & DAILY HOOKS
• Daily login rewards and a Prayer Streak chest that compounds over 7 days
• Tent Revival — weekly follower milestones that reset every Monday
• Cosmic Covenants (post-divine) — weekly cosmic objectives that pay Halos
• Live seasonal events — Easter, Christmas, and summer crusades

★ PASTOR JOEL'S ESTATE
• Build Pastor Joel's personal empire: 10 home tiers from trailer to off-world residence
• 45+ estate items: rusted pickup → private jet → yacht flotilla
• Every item adds Fame, multiplying your church income
• Dress Pastor Joel in 14 outfits — each with a unique gameplay effect

★ ABSURD STORE & IAPs (OPTIONAL, FAIR)
• Prosperity Pass monthly subscription — 2× offline earnings, 2× ad rewards, +24h offline cap, exclusive Prayer Streak bonus
• Seed Faith Offering, Private Jet Fuel Card, Naming Rights, Hamptons Estate
• Every IAP is optional — the entire game can be progressed free-to-play
• Pay-to-accelerate, not pay-to-win

★ SATIRE WITH HEART
• Tongue-in-cheek send-up of prosperity-gospel excess
• Vintage 1950s religious-tract-comic art style, halftone Ben-Day dots, warm mid-century palette
• Irreverent but never mean-spirited — Pastor Joel is a cartoon, not a caricature
• No real celebrities, no real denominations, no hateful content

★ ACCESSIBILITY
• One-handed portrait play
• Reduce-motion toggle
• Haptic feedback toggle
• Offline earnings cap is tight by default — expand through upgrades, sub, or the Broadcast Covenant

Perfect for fans of idle clickers, tap tycoons, prestige games, idle RPGs, offline idle, and incremental games. If you love AFK idle games with deep prestige systems, satirical humor, and endless progression — Megachurch Tycoon is your next obsession.

Download now, tap the pulpit, build the empire, become the light.